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# Pentagon Pizza Intelligence

Real-time Avatiah tracking of Pentagon-area pizza delivery patterns as an indicator of military readiness and crisis activity

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ELEVATED READINESS
+127%
Current Pizza Index

### What Does This Pizza Index Mean?

0-50%
Normal
Peacetime operations
50-120%
Elevated
Increased activity
120%+
Crisis
High alert

💡 Higher pizza index = more Pentagon late-night activity = higher crisis intensity. Historical patterns show index spikes 18-48 hours before major military operations.

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## How AvatiahINT Works

Advanced Avatiah methodology tracking Pentagon-area pizza delivery patterns

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### Data Collection

Real-time monitoring of Google Maps data for 18 pizzerias within 2-mile Pentagon radius (Arlington, VA)

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### The Theory

Late-night pizza orders correlate with crisis activity. Originated during Gulf War when reporters noticed Domino's delivery spikes before operations.

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### DEFCON Scale

Five-level alert system from peacetime (DEFCON 5) to maximum readiness (DEFCON 1) based on delivery pattern anomalies.

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### Analysis

Compares current popularity to 90-day historical baselines, time-of-day patterns, and day-of-week averages to detect statistically significant anomalies.

## Live Monitoring

Real-time tracking of 18 pizzerias within 2-mile Pentagon radius

347
24h Orders
+68% baseline
94
Late Night
+85% baseline
51
Large Orders
+92% baseline
58m
Avg Delivery
+16min baseline
Domino's Pizza - Pentagon
1.4 miles from Pentagon • +127% activity
+127%
Elevated
Pizza Boli's - Crystal City
0.8 miles from Pentagon • +98% activity
+98%
Elevated
We The Pizza - Arlington
1.2 miles from Pentagon • +84% activity
+84%
Elevated
Pupatella - Arlington
1.8 miles from Pentagon • +12% activity
+12%
Normal

### 7-Day Activity Trend

### 2025 DEFCON Timeline

## Historical Analysis

How pizza index spikes predicted major geopolitical events 2020-2025

### Historical Comparison: 2020-2025

### 2025 Crisis Events Analysis

September 28, 2025
DEFCON 1 - Israel-Hezbollah Operation
Israel launches precision strikes against Hezbollah leadership in Beirut. Pizza index surged to +287% starting 18 hours before operation.
Pizza Index: +287%
Lead Time: 18 hours
Duration: 42 hours
Affected Pizzerias: 14/18
April 14, 2025
DEFCON 2 - Iran Ballistic Missile Attack
Iran's retaliatory ballistic missile strike on Israel. Index elevated to +196% starting 48 hours before launch.
Pizza Index: +196%
Lead Time: 48 hours
Duration: 56 hours
Affected Pizzerias: 16/18
February 8, 2025
DEFCON 3 - US Retaliatory Strikes
US conducts retaliatory strikes in Iraq/Syria following attack on US forces in Jordan.
Pizza Index: +142%
Lead Time: 24 hours
Duration: 38 hours
Affected Pizzerias: 12/18

Year | Major Events | Avg Pizza Index | Max Spike | Primary Focus
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2020 | Soleimani Strike | +142% | +142% | Middle East
2021 | Normal Operations | +45% | +68% | Peacetime
2022 | Ukraine Invasion | +178% | +178% | Europe
2023 | Israel-Gaza War | +156% | +156% | Middle East
2024 | Iran Attack on Israel | +312% | +312% | Middle East
2025 | 3 Major Crises | +208% avg | +287% | Middle East

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